Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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leadman1989 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:36

You should have said "seven days"!

Cheesecakee 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:35

Way to ruin a mood...

Comments

jerry2011 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:52

See what you have caused to a good driver. From instructor to a bad driver

ronton 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:49

Umm I think you commented the wrong FML

deathtrap 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:35

Fail

kaileigh10 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:54

She's scary.

rarememory 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:06

Had to click on that just to see it up close huh lol I think it's fake.... I pray it's fake actually lmao

ikickgingers 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:04

Babe, don't ******* do it. I just threw up a little.

ikickgingers 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:56

Usually I'd joke about girl on girl action. No amount of drunk could bring me to that in this case. It's like a Train wreck and I can't stop rubber necking. Oh god I need a beer.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:15

That picture is of a crossdressing male. Also, flirt somewhere that isn't the forums. I didn't come here for your lovelife, I came here to see other lovelifes wither and die out.

speshlk37 13

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:58

I don't think sexily is a word...

KS9 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:06

"in a sexual way" is that right? ;) I'm not sure, I'm german :D But way to climb up his body...maybe you should think over your methods of approaching your boyfriend ;)