Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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leadman1989 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:36

You should have said "seven days"!

Cheesecakee 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:35

Way to ruin a mood...

Comments

HU4L188 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:08

Lol thats funny it may be a moodkill but its worth it cus i would have died laughing

angel1234567 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:24

Ahahahahahahaha I'm sorry hut this is ******* funny. I kinda feel bad for you and if he calls you Samara then you're ******

Elfsrock 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:32

haha hes a keeper great joke haha

SprungOnVixNutz 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:57

guess it wasn't so sexy after all lol

lucas18xx53 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:40

^^And abs...

Sniper_Chick 14

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:44

Late one night leave the TV on static pour a bottle of water over your head and stand in front of said TV with the lights out. Hilarious...

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:50

Well apparently you didn't climb up on top of him as "sexily" as you thought...there's a fine line between sexy and creepy. Gotta watch out

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:04

I know how you feel, OP. I've actually had a few people tell me I look like Samara from The Ring. Although not when I was trying to have sex with them, at least... On the bright side, she was actually a very cute little girl. I take it as a compliment :P