By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Spicy
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
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SirTalkaton 22

Get the pump bro!

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_shortshit 3

Did anyone else notice that this story is EXACTLY like the one when a guy was making out with a girl & she said "get hard for me" & he said "i was"

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Marblecakelolz 11

Why would someone even say that? If your guy isn't hard, then get down there and suck until he is.

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steam_engenius 21

Who even says that??

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Louis1992 9

All u need is an older woman. These young cats don't know what they are doing.

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toastedjellybowl 7

Well, some people do not get fully erect if they are nervous. You may think you are hard, but in reality you are only partially hard.

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