Love: Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled... - FML

By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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chocolatemocha 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:10

1. He's saying that you're beautiful. 2. He won't listen to what anyone else says about you. Why is that so bad?

Yee12 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:04

He did say you were beautiful.

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alinathecrazy18 0

Friday 2 July 2010 23:54

ouch ha

X0WestyX0 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:22

Um...Okay... 2 things 1. At least you HAVE a boyfriend!! ( i really want one! -.-) 2. Um...at least he thinks you're beautiful! I mean its not like he said "What everyone said was right you're NOT beautiful" He said you were beautiful so get over it

msbmteam 6

Saturday 3 July 2010 2:22

... how is that an fml?????

lesleea 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 7:47

& this is an FML why? I mean, he told you you were beautiful..

lausarndon 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:03

I don't see the problem. Do you not want to be beautiful? Would you rather be ugly and not have a boyfriend who likes you?

jewelsthomas 2

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:14

It's a FML because other people have been saying she is ugly and he has been listerning. If

dolch8 2

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:00

that's actually and FML at all.... it's sweet.

silkwovenfur 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 22:22

that's a GOOD thing???

drummaboya 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 22:25

bitch it's called a really good boyfriend

Iowa123 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 4:05

Ah, that's sweet, you should be happy, not pissed off.

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