Love: Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled... - FML

By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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chocolatemocha 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:10

1. He's saying that you're beautiful. 2. He won't listen to what anyone else says about you. Why is that so bad?

Yee12 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:04

He did say you were beautiful.

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DarkStorm2Bad 14

Friday 2 July 2010 9:52

So... instead of thinking "Awww, he'll stand by me no matter what", you go straight for "OH MY GOD, OTHER PEOPLE THINK I'M UGLY!!!" ? Not only is this completely shallow, but you're putting so much emphasis on the negatives and completely ignoring the positives - you totally deserved it!

darkhorse115 0

Friday 2 July 2010 11:29

Comment Derped.

mikey94bra 0

Friday 2 July 2010 12:22

there's a big slap in the face!!!

kimberley_kirste 0

Friday 2 July 2010 13:13

WTF. at least someone thinks you're beautiful. don't be so ungrateful

XxFallenbladexX 0

Friday 2 July 2010 15:06

Hey I've said that before!! lol

PazBANG 0

Friday 2 July 2010 17:13

owned :)

Ocelotstar1995 7

Friday 2 July 2010 19:46

Why the hell is this an FML, stop being ungrateful, to be honest your man doesn't deserve you!

Reutan 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:49

Not an FML. Enough said.

Jackenson 0

Friday 2 July 2010 20:49

You are a pathectic excuse of a girlfriend... and a human being. that is why your life sucks. relised it yet?

Mizuhx3 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:47

op: at least you got a boyfriend -_-

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