Food and Health: Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles...

By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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gobiteme2 34

Monday 15 February 2016 23:51

at least when you throw up you will get it all out of your system at one time. hope you feel better soon OP.

Welshite 39

Monday 15 February 2016 23:56

You would know, Diarrhea_Volcano.

Comments

Bleublancrouge_fml 13

Tuesday 16 February 2016 0:34

Put a radiator in your toilets. you'll probably spend some time there in the near future.

LadyLuck93 20

Tuesday 16 February 2016 0:39

lmao thats so bad, feel better soon.

SoBeSatan 22

Tuesday 16 February 2016 0:43

Oh that's unfortunate! Not wanting to cook and yet you get food poisoning!? FYL, OP. Feel better.

ShaynaMarie322 15

Tuesday 16 February 2016 1:20

I feel you OP I've had the worst cold of my life the past few days. It's even been NyQuil resistant, which is my normal go-to medicine. Hope you feel better soon!

GabbyPLluch88 13

Tuesday 16 February 2016 1:36

chicken soup with lots of veggies, feel better soon OP!

Enkeria 30

Tuesday 16 February 2016 2:07

As someone with a food sanitation license, you need to call the restaurant and file a complaint. Food poisoning can be as simple as a 24 hour thing or as bad as E-Coli.

pandemonium307 10

Tuesday 16 February 2016 2:27

Well at least it's all at once and you're not wasting extra sick days.

Mahcookiez 15

Tuesday 16 February 2016 2:45

A perfect storm

GuyOnBridge 14

Tuesday 16 February 2016 2:48

well look at the bright side now you can sue the Chinese restaurant because of food poisoning.

warped_executive 16

Tuesday 16 February 2016 13:58

People really underestimate the parts that are involved with suing. What op needs to do is file a complaint because the food poisoning could be minor, or as extreme as E-coli. With suing, even if the restaurant is at fault, they could have more money and lawyers backing them up.