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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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What do I get?

By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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By Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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You were warned

By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Austin

Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML

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By random - 13/05/2013 15:06 - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

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dweeds508 24

Thursday 9 October 2014 15:59

Just a little late to warn you

BadApple88 29

Thursday 9 October 2014 16:00

Good thing you're not allergic

Comments

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 9 October 2014 17:16

that hurts!!

emmalayne01 6

Thursday 9 October 2014 17:17

My grandma would have said "beeeeee careful." Then would probably make me mow it again.

pawelthink 14

Thursday 9 October 2014 17:26

"No shit, grandma"

Mrwhispels 9

Thursday 9 October 2014 17:29

?The More You Know?

vlalam 24

Thursday 9 October 2014 17:39

that's awful.. troll granny strikes again.. sorry OP, hope u feel better

HSArchon 9

Thursday 9 October 2014 17:52

"NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!"

phoneaddict13 29

Thursday 9 October 2014 18:32

I didn't catch it.. what is it?

prettyinpinkxoxo 9

Thursday 9 October 2014 18:34

A little too late... Sorry OP. At least you're not allergic?

Machinist 6

Thursday 9 October 2014 19:41

The bee stings will heal, but you'll get to laugh about this for the rest of your life.

gracehi 31

Thursday 9 October 2014 19:52

"BEE careful!"

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