By Bride to be - 19/05/2017 10:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
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species4872 19

Now if you just ate junk food, stayed up all night you probably would have been fine.

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Razell 13

It could be worse - your wedding could be today. Hope you feel enough better in time for the party.

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somedudesomewher 29

You could say that it's a... shi- Nope not gonna say it. This one is as old as FML.

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RichardPencil 30

...shitty situation. Someone had to do it!

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RichardPencil 30

On the bright side, you have an excuse to avoid Wedding Night Anal. Yeah, that's a thing!

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interesting33 36

is it? I've never heard of it. couldn't she just say she doesn't want anal?

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species4872 19

Now if you just ate junk food, stayed up all night you probably would have been fine.

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agmb 3

My sister is in the same exact boat with one exception she's not sick but pregnant

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Razell 13

It could be worse - your wedding could be today. Hope you feel enough better in time for the party.

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Alexandria79 22

you'll be fine but get yourself to call a doc or something to get some anti nausea medicine just in case. worked well with my husband.

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IHaveThePower 16

Yes, the problem with most holistic and whole-body medicine is that diseases don't know it works, especially germs... (You probably just have a virus, though. Chicken soup, lots of fluids, rest when you can, and you should be fine on the wedding day. Most viruses go through you pretty fast.)

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