By stellarshaun - 16/01/2009 22:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML
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alpuppy 0

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

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Haelous 0

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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JBVL 0

I'd rather have strawberry yogurt. with my clothes on thank you.

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ZippyPoo 0

45 - I'm pretty that's what created you

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ZippyPoo 0

45 - I'm pretty that's what created you

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creamcheese724 0

this is just like the time I walked in on him naked eating a bowl of jello

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awkward_turtles 1

I do! When I get bored I strip down, get some yogurt, get into my bed, and start eating the yogurt-all with my family at home to watch me.

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Qu1CkSc0p3 0

and why were you eating yogurt naked? ;)

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ilovenoah 0

AHHHHHHHH! really really awkward! especially to explain! lol

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KagamineLen_fml 0

I do everything naked in my room! Sleep, dance and even check FML's

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Zdog101 0

at least u werent havin sex

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