By stellarshaun - 16/01/2009 22:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML
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alpuppy 0

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

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Haelous 0

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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party_hardy 0

LMAO. That's too bad. Explain it too him!

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iGreen_Day 0

This has to be fake. Couldn't have been the day you picked strawberry, eh?

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MadeOfAwesome 1

I like to eat foods naked too. It's a more natural experience, reminiscent of the old days when Neanderthals roamed the earth. I feel totally at peace this way. Like I'm bonding with my ancestors. ... I'm totally kidding of course 

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kikibunny 0

ouch, dude that really sucks!

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zackman13 0

lol at least a friend of yours didnt come to visit and your dad took her up too see you, that would be a true fml

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loquita_fml 0

That's one of those things that make you go hmmmm. Maybe I'll try it. Lol

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Betsyyy13 0

HAHAHA! Why the **** were you eating yogurt naked?

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