By stellarshaun - 16/01/2009 22:10 - United States

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Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML
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alpuppy 0

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

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Haelous 0

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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bdrodd 0

why would you eat yogurt naked?

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PandaFlavoured 0

Maybe he just got out of the shower..?

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kaitylynn95 0

Why, on earth were you eating yogurt naked? Your not very smart. Just put some pants on for gods sake!

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mk58 31

Yeah, YOU'RE not very smart either.

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matiu_fml 0

I suggest the next time you're in bed, naked, eating vanilla yoghurt you not have a raging hard-on! Cause that's what would've really led your dad on! Or if you had a flopper your dad assumed that you had finished jacking off on yourself long enough ago for you to have gone flaccid and were just chillin out covered in your own spunk! Freak

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sharmainelightbo 0

Why were you naked and eating yogurt anyway?

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megamandude455 10

hey two, WHO GETS NAKED IN BED PERIOD!!!???

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My2864 1

why were you naked in bed in the first place?

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fakeaccountX 6

Who eats yogurt naked...?

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hannah1203 2

Why were you naked & eating vanilla yogurt?That is like the oddest combination ever...

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