Miscellaneous: Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it... - FML

By stellarshaun - 16/01/2009 22:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

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Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Spicy

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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Happy place

By HansonLUVR - 12/03/2009 00:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

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By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

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Go home

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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Whatcha been up to?

By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Top comments

alpuppy 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 13:34

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

Haelous 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 15:41

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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Ldy_S_FTW 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:44

...now, if you were eating yogurt in bed wit a hot naked girl, that woulda totally been a great save.

OhFiddleSticks 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:48

Why?

Sawadee 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:42

#15 LMAO

zchnum2 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:19

Yum naked yogurt :)

consousop 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:35

Great hobby u got going there huh...

stephy_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:48

Why were you naked ?

Nickyxy 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:48

I agree with # 2 wierdo!

lollopopMLG 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:29

Sexy

vooper 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:20

Yogurt fetish?

arose810 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:52

Lol, #17

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