Animals: Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds....

By pinkjade - 25/10/2011 07:17 - Canada

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By alikat - 26/04/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:57

Mr. Jingles wanted you to take him to Mouseville

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:59

Awh nap buddies:)

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deandre88 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:37

That means you dirty!!!!!!!

BloodSnow 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:05

Mice are cute....until they crawl up your pant. XD

aleithiera 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 9:12

Did he ask for a glass of milk?

HushHushKeeKat 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 15:00

AWW!! I love rodents :]

lionlvr 9

Wednesday 26 October 2011 19:17

Awwww!! Mouse!! I'll take it!! *overwhelmed with joy*

kenziekatt125 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 22:44

I'm pretty sure that's not a mouse... That's what we call a rat.

deadxterror 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:43

LOL that's so cute though but sad

trope 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:45

Well, ain't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG! :D

Harmonyx 4

Friday 28 October 2011 4:32

LOL @6, you beat me to that one c:

chappo96 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 13:55

That would of scared the shit out of me haha lucky it wasn't me but

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Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML

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