Animals: Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds....

By pinkjade - 25/10/2011 07:17 - Canada

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By alikat - 26/04/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:57

Mr. Jingles wanted you to take him to Mouseville

smirnoff1695 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:59

Awh nap buddies:)

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marc33 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:01

what kinda house u live that mouse id running around ur bed??!! eeew!

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:24

27 - I don't know where you live.... But when The weather changes and it gets cold... A little mouse will look for warmth. Very common in older homes and buildings (especially if you have an attic or basement).

Lilith11 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:19

that's so cute!

L_Lovegood 19

Wednesday 26 October 2011 14:05

Ikr? Mice are SO adorable!

JessieMongoose 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:26

Cheesers came back.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:33

mice are adorable with their large eyes and little pink noses. I hope you humanely caught and released it.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:36

I have a pet moise. Her favorite snack is cheetos. She loves to lick all the cheese powder off then eat it, her face and fingers get orange in the process

Alexisthebestest 16

Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:34

That just might be the cutest thing I have ever...read?

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:23

Oh man, that brought back nightmares! Use to live in an old mobile home infested with them! Trap 3 a day for years! Cat had mice as a steady diet. Use to get picky and only consume certain body parts It was horrible. She would leave a foot here a tail there. Then we had to give away the cat because she stopped eating them and would just play with them and put them on our bed! Gotta find where they are getting in! That was over 10 years ago. Shutter

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:20

Cool story bro!

ambamm135 7

Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:36

Lol that reminds me of my cousins story about him while he was stationed in Afghanistan. He said while in his sleeping bag he felt something furry and it scared him so bad he yelled and jumped out of his sleeping bag his friend turned the mg in his direction and started laughing cuz it was just a little desert mouse.