By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 011
You deserved it 15 795

Same thing different taste

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A guy was feeling up your butt and your response was to stomp on his foot...but only after the bus stopped? YDI

curryndricegirll 0

Why would you let him "feel your butt" long enough for him to steal your wallet?

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YDI First off you should have realized what pocket you put your wallet in. Thus if you put it in your right pocket and you feel your ass getting grabbed on the right side, bingo you have something fishy. Just in general allowing a complete stranger to grab your ass for that long. Don't know if you're a guy or a girl but the outcome is the same. You need to get laid if you're allowing a random stranger to grope your ass. Next time learn from your mistakes and address the situation sooner by confronting the person. I'd rather read how you were getting felt up and punched the stranger only to find out it was a GF/BF/SO or some hot stranger.

y wouldn't u turn around retard? isnt tht the first thing u would do if sumone touched ur ass?

Obviously you're so vain that you thought someone was feeling you up. You're probably not that good looking anyway. And if you had let him continue doing so then you have no self esteem.

I agree with #37. Why is everyone assuming that the guy was feeling this person's butt for a long time?

Geez, guys, calm the hell down. It's not their fault they didn't react instantaneously to being felt up. It may have just taken a few seconds for them to realize exactly what the heck was going on. I know it'd probably take me a bit for the shock to pass before I kneed the pervert in the balls. Have to say though, if you felt it that obviously, that guy sucks as a pickpocket and is probably gonna get the crap beat out of him eventually when the wrong person feels him trying to rob them.

You are a true moron. I hope you have your identity stolen.

You retard, who stomps on a person's foot when they're getting molested by the person? Turn the **** around! YDI.

#18 is clearly retarded and clueless. Enjoy getting your wallet stolen.

fmlfmlfml15 0

the way the OP described the situation i think we all are picturing a man feeling her ass for like 5 minutes, and when she decides to stomp on his foot, he grabs her wallet and runs out the door.