By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
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redneck_wolf 19

That probably wasn't your breast decision....

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molleyla 7

Looks like your body did exactly what you wanted to do instead.

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CaptainRR 20

This wasn't your breast choice, was it?

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Hash13 13

At least she got the message.... Didn't she ?

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lekimdraw 3

explain again how that's a fail? unless it was the moment you realized you were gay.

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shelglo 5

That's the equivalent of a girl going in to hug a guy but accidentally grabbing his dick & giving him a handy instead. How do you mess up shoulder with tit. She should've been into it, but either way that's a stupid mistake & you knew what you were doing all along. don't fml about it.

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shjoh 13

That's where your mind wanted it to go

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