By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
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redneck_wolf 19

That probably wasn't your breast decision....

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doit4ah15 10

No because that's not was he was trying to do if you read it correctly....

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iLike2Teabag 27

My parents always told me "never put off till later what you can do now".

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timmeeeee 10

You need help man. The kind to deal with desperation.

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EvilTurtle 35

You need help man. The kind that helps with understanding what you read.

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Chente_313 15

This needs a follow up.

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DenverTyrrell 13

Humm "accidentally" it could have been a "win win" never know how she felt about it... :P

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MrRedSr 7

You might have gotten slapped, but in the long run it was probably worth man.

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scottyboy417 19

That's the equivalent of someone saying, "I accidentally ate that piece of chocolate cake on my diet."

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creativityisnt 19

Some girls like when guys are forward.. And some use pepper spray

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MrRedSr 7

You should have proceeded to grab the other one.

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