Love, Parents and Argument: If it was intentional… - FML

If it was intentional…

By Anonymous - 06/11/2024 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we had an argument and my husband called my mother right in front me. Two minutes later, she was on his side and yelling at me on FaceTime that I’m a bad wife, a pain in the ass, and a nagging bitch. The argument was about him leaving tools around for me to step on and cut my foot open with. FML

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sirrubberduckie 35

Wednesday 6 November 2024 5:44

Sounds like you need couples counseling. Pretty much none of that is good. Nobody's parents need to be deeply involved in their marriage issues, especially if one partner is going to weaponize the other partner's parents against them.

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sirrubberduckie 35

Wednesday 6 November 2024 5:44

Sounds like you need couples counseling. Pretty much none of that is good. Nobody's parents need to be deeply involved in their marriage issues, especially if one partner is going to weaponize the other partner's parents against them.

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