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By diva467 - 03/10/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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Otto_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

More women should wear these.

chillbro69 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

may the force be with you

Comments

devaraja42 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:11

The fact that you wear Star Wars - themed panties makes you utterly awesome.

ekid2k 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:12

sexy

MURPHYCHACHO 5

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:13

(gasp!) A fellow nerdy girl! High five!

jackslim 7

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:20

that's awesome, i'd totally be thinkin she's a keeper if it had happened to me

SarahinSane 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:25

Go to Mylifeisaverage.com They will love you.

doof_fisch 2

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:25

Wow. Just think of all the guys who read this and played Han(d) Solo.

jloveee 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 11:53

hahah WIN!

uj_fml 4

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:28

How old are you? If you're maybe twelve than that's some-what normal..

rachel_renegade 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:44

I would purposely show off my Star Wars undies if I had them. I always get looks at school because I am a 16 year old girl and I have a Rebel Alliance patch on my backpack.

empire_madman 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:53

#131, what a brilliant comment!

theiguanaguy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:26

i love you....im the type of loser who has batman action figures and still has epic lightsaber battles.lol. star wars is the shit! and everyone whos dissing it can come suck my dick. the fact that you wear star wars undies would make me hard as ****.lol.