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By diva467 - 03/10/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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Otto_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

More women should wear these.

chillbro69 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

may the force be with you

Comments

t_totoro 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:06

Should have said "I meant to do that".

Pointy130 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:12

It was 6666 agrees, I couldn't bear to vote.

romaunts 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:14

But that's awesome. I bet he was like "WIN! :D"

tmnt18 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:24

Hahaha that's awesome!!

GreedyWeasel 2

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:28

Well it would of been a pretty good conversation starter...

Honda288 2

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:30

Wow I just went through and read ever comment, but wow this one made me laugh my ass off hahahaha

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:45

in a galaxy far, far away...that's really the only part of Star Wars I know...haha at least he didn't laugh at you? or did he?

DieterDerBlau 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:52

OK, my first reaction is ALL ******* RIGHT!!!! A chick that digs Star Wars... Then I remembered reality... I call bullshit - no chick digs Star Wars enough to have lucky panties... Were it true, and were I the guy, you'd'a gotten special treatment for being THAT COOL... But you're prolly a guy, posting this as a joke... If you're not, then KUDOS to you, even if you deserved it...

benjiadc123 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:03

Hater, don't call fake, the probability of this happening isn't that small, do you realize how many people there are in the world

wrturner 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:57

if he's badass, he'll appreciate star wars underwear.

DieterDerBlau 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:59

shit, kid, you weren't even BORN when SW and TESB came out, or even LOLJedi for that matter. While that might not totally disqualify your opinion, it does enough in my book. STHU... You're too young to have felt what those movies were when they came out. Sure they don't measure up effects-wise, haircut-wise, etc., to stuff you've grown up on, but they sure the HELL didn't suck. If they did, why was Star Wars easily the most heavily attended movie of all time??? It ran for almost a YEAR when I was a kid back in 77-78... Of course, I defend only the first two movies... Jedi and the prequels REALLY needed a decent director, producer and script writer... "You can write that shit, but you can't say that shit..." And Lucas needed to be impaled, Romanian/Turkish-style, for Jar Jar...