Transportation: Today, I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me...

By thisisme - 17/01/2011 01:37 - Canada

Today, I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me my drink, it had a lid and a straw. He told me, very seriously, "not to spill." No one else got a lid. I'm 18, and apparently I look spill-prone. FML

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By Straw man - 31/10/2022 06:00

Today, while I was at a restaurant, my drink had a straw that made a very obnoxious sound whenever I drank from it. Everyone near me was giving disapproving looks. I wasn't doing it on purpose, but they weren't buying it. Even after I got a new straw that didn't make an annoying sound, they still didn't believe me. FML

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By "taelor14" - 08/11/2017 01:30

Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML

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By lala456 - 30/12/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I had my noise-canceling headphones on and a girl sitting next to me raised her glass at me. I thought she meant "cheers". So I did a "cheers" with her. When I drank my juice, it was only then did I realize that she was trying to tell me the flight attendant had mixed up our drinks. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By PatientlyDying - 15/06/2015 23:07 - United States - Plano

Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML

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Lav agent

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML

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Business casual

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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Dead bug walking

By Drink up - 28/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was about to take a drink from my cup when I saw a bug making its way along the lid. When I saw it going down into the drink, I quickly ripped off the lid to stop it. I wasn't fast enough, and watched it drown. Thanks for that. FML

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hellokimmiee 5

Monday 17 January 2011 9:09

i would be excited and make everyone else jealous...

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 17 January 2011 9:51

once I was on a plane that was full of poisonous snakes. thankfully some black guy saved us.

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hellokimmiee 5

Monday 17 January 2011 9:09

i would be excited and make everyone else jealous...

xxcheezy7xx 5

Monday 17 January 2011 17:38

don't get too exited there fella! ;)

Agamemnon_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:17

That's okay, dumb waitresses ask me if I want a kids' menu all the time.

Brittneyyyy 7

Monday 17 January 2011 9:20

#4 I was asked if I wanted a kid's menu until I was like 15. It was so annoying. OP maybe you just look young? You'll probably be grateful when you're older :)

FYLDeep 25

Monday 17 January 2011 10:37

It's kind of annoying getting asked for ID all the time too though.

kpop_cutie93 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 22:33

same here, I'm turning 18 next week and twice this month I've been asked if I wanted a kids' menu

holly_fly 34

Saturday 21 November 2015 6:26

At least they ask y'all... I'm 18 and they just give me one. No question.

percawesome 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:23

Hey must remember OP from his last flight.... the Chocolate Milk Fiasco of '97...7....7......7.......7........

DaWong 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:29

hey, it's good to look young :)

givants 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:34

how self-conscious do you have to be to think of this as an fml

awdrizzle 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:52

hah seriously

stewpididiot 11

Monday 17 January 2011 9:43

musta been the Binky on a ribbon around your neck that tipped him off... or he just wanted to watch you suck on something...

GailLeeRussell 2

Monday 17 January 2011 9:50

Psh , dude don't sweat it . Old people are always hard-asses when it comes to spilling stuff . And apperantly us youngsters are wayy to unccordinated to do anything with out lifes than spend our time spilling stuff .