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By thisisme - 17/01/2011 01:37 - Canada

Today, I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me my drink, it had a lid and a straw. He told me, very seriously, "not to spill." No one else got a lid. I'm 18, and apparently I look spill-prone. FML
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Same thing different taste

Cursed

By Freddie - 25/03/2025 15:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I went on my first date in months. It was going well until the waiter brought our drinks. I went to take a sip of my cocktail, but I misjudged the size of the glass and the stupid paper straw, and spilled it all over myself. The waiter said, “Well, at least it’s not a first date curse,” and I replied, “Oh, it definitely is.” It was, because I doubt I'll be seeing her again. FML
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Top comments

i would be excited and make everyone else jealous...

once I was on a plane that was full of poisonous snakes. thankfully some black guy saved us.

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emodude44 0

Scream NO and dump it on the floor.

lemoncows 2

I always feel special when I get the lids :3

where u wearing a football helmit and do u have buck teeth?

I would love it if I was given a lid and straw - I'm always nervous well hit turbulence and my drink will spill

DakotaCat 4

This reminds of the day I ate at a Cracker Barrel in Pigeon Forge, TN. The day my sister spilled 3 of her own drinks and 1 of mine.

I'm 14, have been on nine flights, got something to drink on every one, and no lid on any. Sure airplanes don't just freak you out and you weren't all jittery? xD

rrawrrrachel 0

Time for someone to start dressing or acting a little more mature or something, lol.