Embarrassing and Transportation: Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

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Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML

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By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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kyleenstar 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:38

Your life is AWESOME. Go Grandma!

bbi5291 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:37

Why is this a FML?

Comments

jtizzle 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:07

this would only be an fml if the guy was like OHH NO I'll pass or something. I see nothing f'ed.

whysoserious22 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:09

this is an fml cuz ur grandma loves u?

iceman05 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:10

You should rewrite this one to say : "Today I could have joined the mile high club, but blew my chance because . FML"

jewelzgalore 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:28

AWKWARD!!!

gra_k 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:32

dude, that's awesome. and an great story to tell how u two met. :] this should NOT be on FML. this is cute, hilarious and ttly NOT fml worthy.

Aline_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:49

I'd blush like hell, it'd be so embarrassing! But that's because I'm shy, perhaps OP is as well.

StrawberryPiez_ 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:49

ROFLLMFAO WINNNN

anbu4312 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:51

Aww sorry.........but hey at least she had good intentions! It's the thought that counts right? lol

Phallus_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:56

Next time, don't write "Well, at least Grandma loves me" at the end of your FML story. It's up to us, readers, to say something like that, for example, "Well, at least Grandma loves you, bitch." ;-)

managethis8 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:57

Are you kidding me? I thought I would be amused with this site, something to keep me from being bored? I had to tab to the bottom of the page just to find something to do...........BORING!