Animals: Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's...

By APetsPet - 05/10/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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By suspicious - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

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Sneakin' in a kitty

By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 08:02

Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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You deserved it 27 031

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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x0stormbringer 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:40

well have the cat sign it then

Flymeister 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:38

LOL

Comments

Flymeister 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:38

LOL

carlos177567 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:53

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=33680

lizzilla8297 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 20:59

total win. plus, why is everyone here stupid enough to make fun of Soveit Russia?!?!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 1 October 2010 22:12

this proves my theory that cats will take over the world someday.

x0stormbringer 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:40

well have the cat sign it then

LemonFairy 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:06

You post the cutest links. *squees*

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:40

is this your cat? *WARNING* extreme cuteness. your head may explode into candy :3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyF7lQiGIjM

cornsnake 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:47

#3 i hope your using sarcasm.

Ewolf89 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:53

No just put the paw in an ink pad and then make a mark on the paper with it

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:11

Owner sounds like a pussy.

smackledorf20 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:40

i dont know how to respond. that is soo ****** up lol.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:41

Mash your cat's paw on a stamp inkpad and leave a pawprint on the signature line. :]

kukopia 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:45

And then spend weeks trying to find and clean ALL the ink-paw-prints all over the house. THAT would be a FML!

legendofdon 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:41

Sweet, I moderated this one haha

Person1233 12

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:43

It's a shame that people who don't care are going to reply, insulting you. I really don't understand why some assholes do that, if you wanna announce to the world that you moderated this, then you should be able to without being insulted =D

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:45

You and 100+ others. You aren't special.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:47

Moderating an FML just tells people you care somewhat about what goes on the site and just aren't here just for the lulz. BUT! It's still quite annoying to read a bunch of people saying, "Oh, I moderated this!" I mean, we all did.