Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting... - FML

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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stephy_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:36

Haha dude thats some whimpy 13 year old

stephy_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:45

Can't ...stop....laughing!!!!!

at0micmin3r 23

Friday 5 June 2009 19:46

YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI!!! They say "KEEP YOUR HANDS AND ARMS INSIDE FOR A REASON!" Dumbfuck. As a ride operator myself I have absolutely NO sympathy for you. Poor kid, though. :(

Yoyo_jsrf 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:32

aww man that was too funnyyy :L

kazclawnavi 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:21

Super Lul

cr1sis 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:14

lmao thats hilarious!

jess09_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:59

how would putting your hands in the air cheer him up?

shecks_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:51

Wow. This kid is a p*ssy. 13? I mean cmon

hellosies 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:41

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

lolzforfun228 3

Monday 8 June 2009 23:52

I dont believe this. If hes 13 hes either a pussy or your lying

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