Miscellaneous: Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast....

By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 14:06 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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No control over my limbs

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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Namaste

By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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Routine

By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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Deez nuts

By King7 - 09/01/2010 10:17 - Pakistan

Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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Healthy lifestyle choices

By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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simonsaysYDI 8

Wednesday 30 May 2012 18:54

At least someone helped you. "I was stuck there for the rest of the day," would have been pretty terrible =P

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 30 May 2012 19:23

Wheres the "you don't say?" meme when you need it? Haha

Comments

letorion 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:41

Admit it, it was the Joe Rogan Experience!

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:53

Joe Rogan sucks at comedy.

babybabybabynoo 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:59

I'm sorry, but that is really funny :)

loginword123 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 22:08

I moderated this…I feel so accomplished!

MrLadyDelicious 4

Wednesday 30 May 2012 22:16

Shit happens personally I'd be glad I didn't break anything. Knowing my luck I'd have two broken ankles. O.O Best of luck next time laughing lol ^.^

bieberfreak18 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 22:29

What could possibly have been that funny ?

angelinaanimerg 7

Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:50

One time someone texted me something funny and i fell of the treeadmill. :) i feel ya. Its embarrassing but i laughed it off

austin101123 3

Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:51

You couldn't lift yourself up? If you want to be a kayaker you are going to have to be stronger. You deserve it (YDI).

RedmontFief 7

Thursday 31 May 2012 0:30

Rowing and kayaking are two completely different things. Rowing is more competitive and you generally have to exercise and practice way more.

meb123hazel 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 21:00

If you are using an indoor rowing machine (in the rowing world they are called ergs) you use your legs much more than your arms, if you are doing it correctly. So kayaking has nothing to do with this, as you solely your arms while kayaking

quinnjernas 2

Thursday 31 May 2012 0:31

That happened to me...my coach had to help me up but I thought it was funny when it happened

thiscrazything 1

Thursday 31 May 2012 0:32

Today, I was relaxing and leaning back in my chair reading FML on my iPhone, I read an FML that made me laugh so hard that, oh, never mind............