By 'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04

Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I didn't expect my ear to be included in it. FML
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Pixiewolfe 46

Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.

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Glowworm56 26

So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?

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yourwifelovesme 25

Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol

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SophieMariff 6

Ouch, I felt the pain just by reading this

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Glowworm56 26

So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?

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Tramstonmai 0

That's just awkward. Why would the wash your ear?

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richleys 21

My mom cut the top of my ear when I was little by mistake. She was more traumatized than I was.

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yourwifelovesme 25

Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol

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Druu 53

Knock it off! If you keep blabbing, everyone will want a complimentary ear cut.

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andriod18 4

Ouch!! I hope you gave them an earful!

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commandokid 13

I feel like a Van Gogh joke is too easy but **** it

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Pixiewolfe 46

Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.

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nononsense14 8

Maybe closer to evander holyfield

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Xingxuewei 12

I want to known that how much you pay for your hairstyle.

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Pixiewolfe 46

i get my hair relaxed with chemicals usually along with the treatment, wash and cut so it's about £60 every 8 weeks. Or £20 for the wash and cut if I am going somewhere special.

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