Transportation: Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate...

By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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PTSD

By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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I am the passenger…

By northernlass - 01/10/2010 14:32 - United States

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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Salivating

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 23:41

Start farting as loud as you can. Then go blow up the toilet, but don't close the door. Let everyone smell the aroma of that burrito you had earlier. Or you can just make your seat pull back so that the little asshole has no room to open the tray or move his legs.

antolenice_fml 1

Friday 22 April 2011 23:35

Yeah, like in every movie where the protagonist is in a plane.

Comments

lmaoatall 6

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:30

that's when you tell them that their ass's are toast, muster up some lung butter and and let that shit soar. frigin brats these days.

aback 4

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:31

Complain to the flight attendant that somebody's chimp escaped its crate and is bothering you.

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:32

report him to a worker and get his ass in trouble kids have no respect these days and he needs everything taken away from him for a month

kinga08 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:10

See, what happened to the days when you could just complain to the parent (and not the flight attendant), and the situation would be taken care of? Or when complaining to the parents was not even necessary because it would've never happened?! Parents these days don't discipline their kids anymore, which is why I wish I could smack them sometimes without any consequences. I'd be doing myself, and the parents a favor. I can't tell you how many times I had to point out to parents at my job that my workplace is not a playground and that their kids can get seriously injured. Why should I even have to say anything in the first place? If I spat in someone's face like that, I know my mother would've handed it to me. I never did anything like that because I knew who was boss when I was growing up.

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:38

Boners, likin the modified pic sir

juggalo54 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:34

"OH MY GOD! I will jam your face into a jelly!"

TheBananaTheif 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 2:50

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my foot in your ass.

shift_love 13

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:39

holy god! where were the parents of that little shit? I woulda rubbed the said spit from my face and rubbed right into his whilst slamming his head into the back of the seat. shoulda flown 1st class lmao.

shift_love 13

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:37

holy god where was the parents. I woulda rubbed the spit from your face directly onto his face and slammed his head back in his seat. shoulda flown 1st class lmao