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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

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Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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nefariousnobo 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:05

Well, he seemed to have completely overreacted to that. I mean, a little surprise is understandable, but screaming and cursing was a little over-the-top. LOL, though. I moderated this one.

I_Own_Ubers 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:59

smart one

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:35

Shitty.

sarcdude 3

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:37

(typing on a phone) *=clap and bass beat *** wow! (repeat 3 times) she on the toilet, ** she on the toilet, she on the toilet, she on the toilet (repeat a million times) she on the toilet drop somethin baby, drop somethin baby, drop somethin baby, drop somethin baby, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, she on the toilet

jessiixcore 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:46

Fail.

ClumsyJason 3

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:53

LOOOOLOL

fbp6277 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:56

Wth? This fml is just dumb. Who uses their laptop while on the toilet, and who doesnt realize. Either this is a lie or youre just dumb and should shoot yourself.