Love: Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had...

By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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nefariousnobo 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:05

Well, he seemed to have completely overreacted to that. I mean, a little surprise is understandable, but screaming and cursing was a little over-the-top. LOL, though. I moderated this one.

I_Own_Ubers 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:59

smart one

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jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 15 December 2009 7:18

ewww, i got a friend who does that so i dont even video chat with him anymore. but screaming and cursing is kinda harsh

jellybean47752 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 7:29

How in the hell would that even work? ....unless the laptop was on the floor

cannibal_kitty 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 17:55

Maybe it was.... Or the guy saw the toilet tank behind her? Weird!

EveryDayJackAss 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 8:17

oh how "manly" of him

JohnnyTheFox 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 8:30

Sounds pretty shitty.

Selket666 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:14

haha

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:45

YDI, also OP you are kind of exaggerating I'm sure you don't had a crush on him forever, also screaming and cursing just because he saw the water reservoir of a toilet behind your face. SHOCKING SIGHT INDEED!

badbunny 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:53

SHOW HIM THE GOODS!

sammitysam 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 10:33

Next you'll be using the hairdryer in the shower.. YDI

AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 15 December 2009 10:38

Well, this is just another case of a budding relationship gone to pot. :)

tagalongfriend 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 10:55

WHO you had a crush on. The one is not a more intelligent sounding version of the other, one is a subject and one is an object. It only sounds smart if you use "whom" correctly, you pretentios twat.

nyneve 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:12

"a really cute guy"

nyneve 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:18

I don't know why it won't show fully, but essentially "a really cute guy" is the object; therefore, you're wrong in your accusation. Also, stop trying to use big words you can't even spell correctly when you're getting on her case for "trying to sound more intelligent."