Transportation: Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to...

By New computer - 08/08/2009 05:27 - France

Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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katius_fml 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:27

Did he have a virus? ba-dum-ching!

surger1 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:22

Don't worry about it too much. I projectile vomit as well when I see MacBooks.

Comments

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 10 August 2009 6:19

FML is making commenting hard. Not sure if my first comment showed up....

gothymama 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:33

FYL because that's a lot of money down the drain, but YDI for not getting the accidental! ALWAYS get the accidental coverage on laptops! Heck of a lot cheaper than shelling out the money for a new one!

Starayo 1

Monday 10 August 2009 13:11

YDI for buying a mac. :P

danielleFML 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:22

I'm sure he wasn't actually aiming for you. Isn't your son's health more important than a laptop? Sheesh.

speedmastaflex 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:26

Wow, I love how quick peoole are to jump on those who like Macs. Christ, PC users can be so elitist sometimes.

SimonJaxx11 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:24

ydi for having kids and then having the nerve to fly them on planes making it uncomfortable for the rest of us to fly, not only do we have to look at your ******* ugly ass kid, now we have to smell his puke YDI asshole

Etoile_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 14:23

*salutes*

purplepickle 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:07

not every kid pukes when they fly. Ive been flying for as long as i can remember but i dont recall throwing up once. neither has my brother OR my sister. I only remember like 2 times when someone was sick. and one time was my dad.

hbgoddard 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:43

YDI for buying a Mac. Seriously. They are overpriced pieces of shit. I've used them before, desktop and laptop, and they suck. At least your warranty is still good, right?

fckaduck 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:55

You sound like a ******* brat. Your kid was obviously pretty damn sick and you're mad that he didn't get any of his vomit on himself? **** possessions, the health of your child should be much more important.