Transportation: Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to...

By New computer - 08/08/2009 05:27 - France

Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 395

You deserved it 5 956

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Smells like Toddler Spirit

By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 618

You deserved it 381

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 898

You deserved it 3 640

By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 896

You deserved it 2 249

Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 578

You deserved it 3 119

By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 721

You deserved it 200

Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 291

You deserved it 38 669

By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 957

You deserved it 5 607

By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 154

You deserved it 3 430

Banished

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 154

You deserved it 803

Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 636

You deserved it 904

katius_fml 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:27

Did he have a virus? ba-dum-ching!

surger1 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:22

Don't worry about it too much. I projectile vomit as well when I see MacBooks.

Comments

defunctgeraniums 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:14

I have issues with the wording on this- "decided" to vomit? You're a dick. Yeah, that sucks, but deal with it, I doubt it was pleasant for him either. You don't deserve to be a parent.

thatswiggedywack 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:32

i also have issues with the wording. when you throw up you cant pick a specific direction to throw up in. yes, its annoying that your laptop is ruined. if you both knew he wasnt feeling good, you shouldnt have even taken it out. if you didnt, then that does suck.

goddessdaughter 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:23

Hope you got it at Best Buy and got the Geek Squad Black Tie Protection, if not, have fun paying for that one

Lryuzaki2 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:30

You should of gotten a parenting book instead of a Mac book and who care's if it didn't get on you, you should care about your kid more than anything else.

MTBowen11191993 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:41

That's what you get for buying a mac. =b

Eigo 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:40

Next time use Ubuntu or Debian.

jakeidk 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:31

your son has skill

kooldrew3 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:50

shut the **** up macs are the best computer there is. my mom has a dell and it takes 2 MINUTES to load a facebook page on hers and 3 seconds on my macbook. im running 9 apps now and it works amazingly fast still. so what if macs are overpriced, you get more than a crappy pc

Petman1325 5

Friday 9 July 2010 22:56

That's because Dells are crap. My grandparents have a Dell, and it takes a half hour to start up. I've got a Vaio, and it takes around two minutes on Windows XP (about 40 seconds on Ubuntu). I think one reason why Macs aren't that great is because the library of software is...uuhh...lacking in about everything that isn't multimedia editing.