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By Misunderstood - 08/02/2009 05:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a few notes from this girl I've liked at school for about two years, telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocked on the door and I panicked and said, "Hold on!" I shoved them under my pillow, then told him to come in. He said, "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML
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jkqd 1

Apparently a lot of people can't imagine how embarrassed you might be as a child/teenager just realizing you're going to be starting a relationship with someone you've secretly been in love with. Even if you weren't super embarrassed, who would respond to a sudden knock at this moment of epiphany by saying, "Come on in, Dad, this girl who've I've been obsessing over for two years finally loves me back, here read all the notes she just gave me talking about it in intimate detail"? Please.

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NorfolkDude 2

I'm confused... why would you hide them? Were the letters somehow sexual in nature? In anycase, it was your fault for hiding things that weren't supposed to be hidden in the first place.

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greenman_fml 0

why would you have to hide those from your dad? my dad's sex philosophy is "bang anything that walks." he taught me that from a young age

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swhockey02 0

ya but u don't bang anything by the looks of u greenman

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borkchop1992 15

and thats why you look like a rapist

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spazz666 18

It's called beasteality, not beastism.

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NorfolkDude 2

I'm confused... why would you hide them? Were the letters somehow sexual in nature? In anycase, it was your fault for hiding things that weren't supposed to be hidden in the first place.

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sofitina 20

I hid notes from my father in fear he'd try and read them. His dad might be quick enough to snatch it away from his hands. No one does anything for no reason.

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CryoShock 14

Usually, if someone's parents saw their notes that they had relating to their love life, they make a big deal out of it. OP probably hid it to save himself the embarrassment.

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jkqd 1

Apparently a lot of people can't imagine how embarrassed you might be as a child/teenager just realizing you're going to be starting a relationship with someone you've secretly been in love with. Even if you weren't super embarrassed, who would respond to a sudden knock at this moment of epiphany by saying, "Come on in, Dad, this girl who've I've been obsessing over for two years finally loves me back, here read all the notes she just gave me talking about it in intimate detail"? Please.

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hawaiianxpunchx3 0

um hiding them gave him the idea that you were....ya know. its pretty much your fault.

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elmol1f3 0

i agree with #17 ... unless u were masturbating TO the letters

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EnchiladaTaco 0

You little bitch, why'd you hide the letter?

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spade_fml 0

Idiot!!! If he said that why the fuuck are you reading ******* letters??? If my parents caught me i would get my dick cut off

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jebby011 0

so you would get your dick cut off if you read a letter? what the ****.

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aksweetheart 7

Ohhhhhhhh... He's saying that if he were to **********, he would get his dick cut off, and so he's saying that since OP's dad said it was okay for OP to **********, he should do so every second of everyday, and not bother with anything else, especially a girl who he has been in love with for years... Yeah that makes much more sense now.

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