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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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By Rebeccs - 14/08/2022 20:00 - Canada

Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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mikara 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:15

omg attack of the baby rabbits xD

Livzii 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:15

I bet it was scared of the screaming human

Comments

Seh971 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:58

Poor bunnie

aleithiera 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:05

It could have been Bunnicula! (Anyone read that?)

hyden121 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:07

Time to switch to decaf...

mrtaco 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:53

Monty python and the holy grail anybody?

citymayer 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 10:01

Completely unimportant but I hate the word patio. Porch just sounds better to me.

buttons742 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 11:43

i did that the other night, minus the flying into a door, it was a hedgehog. lol

KatieeAdamss 17

Wednesday 17 August 2011 13:26

To be honest, I would have done the exact same thing if I heard rustling!

tayza249 20

Wednesday 17 August 2011 14:35

Nawwww, you probably scared the poor little thing :/

cufaoil 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:51

"It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard." Has OP been watching too many horror movies? Were you expecting an alien attack? Some masked, knife wielding figure, perhaps? Or are you simply saying that you were outside for a long time? I'm not fooled... that baby bunny can work the weather, and it's coming to get you...