Transportation: Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection,...

By Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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That's one expensive hat

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By metallicatime - 16/12/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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Smooth criminal

By jack1057 - 12/09/2020 01:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Jazz_916 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:01

some people can be real asshats.....

klorehore 24

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:02

stole your hat? Where was your helmet?

Comments

WritingUtensil 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:13

That really sucks but at least you didn't get any major injuries. Well, that's my assumption. Have a better one OP.

perdix 29

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:23

After you get bored with GTA, you can always try PTH* *Petty Theft: Hat

cjg146 3

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:26

Get a cooler hat, make that asshat jealous

chanellgymnast 17

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:30

That asshat probably wouldn't have stolen your hat if you were wearing a helmet...

perdix 29

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:35

#18, you are correct, but then you'd better hope that your hometown doesn't have a bunch of pickup truck drivers who are "asshelmets!"

samabomination 19

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:36

That probably made a nice dent in your day. Unfortunately you and your bike probably didn't do the same for the asshat's car.

Jjimen1654 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:40

I guess he just wanted another hat for his ass.

nnnope 26

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:44

ugh. what the **** is wrong with some people? I just hope there's /some/ chance you got his license number, and/or a good description of him/the truck, and reported it to police.