By Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 829
You deserved it 4 564
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

simsgirlgem 25

OP I am sorry the guy was an asshat and he'll get his but why weren't you wearing a helmet?

3 0
duckling916 4

maybe you shouldn't be "rolling thru" an intersection and actually stop and. look!

2 5
randome101 12

He knew it was a red light showing you he did look and thought said asshat would stop for the light

1 0
sassypenguinxox 15

Wow, if you had gotten his tag number that would've been one hell of a law suit you could've had

0 0
ADoG07 11

What in the **** has this world come to

0 0
Omniprism 14

I hope you report it to the police. That guy will go to jail for awhile.

1 0
Doug6669 5

Apparently it was also his favorite hat.

2 0
ChakatBlackstar 29

What a weird way to kick a man when he's down.

2 0
Iwannabetreo 11

Good thing that's all you lost, OP. Hope you're okay.

3 0
asherm 15

Maybe he'll tweet it and get caught

1 0