Intimacy: Today, I was on my period and I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend....

By Volcan - 01/06/2017 17:42 - France - Paris

Today, I was on my period and I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend. I told him upfront and he responded simply, “I work in a butcher shop, I’m used to having blood everywhere.” FML

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dblhelix 2

Wednesday 12 July 2017 2:25

Sounds like a win to me?

LERother 24

Wednesday 2 August 2017 10:50

A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

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dblhelix 2

Wednesday 12 July 2017 2:25

Sounds like a win to me?

EmDizzle2007 28

Sunday 10 November 2019 21:46

women complain about anything.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Monday 24 July 2017 0:50

Ad victorium, sister?

LERother 24

Wednesday 2 August 2017 10:50

A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

Cassidy 6

Thursday 8 March 2018 5:16

I would love that

wrenavery90 12

Thursday 19 May 2022 6:21

I like his attitude.

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