Transportation: Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at...

By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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You deserved it 4 260

By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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rachel13_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:07

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

some1outthere 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?

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pinkpikachu 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:07

HAHA!

uthinkucandraw 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:14

Ew Motorcycles are for Hillbilly's, and guys who cant get pusssy

_mcs_ 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:09

Oh, you definitely deserved that one. Why does one ride their motorcycle to a grocery store in the first place.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:52

#15 is right. i understand going and then realizing "hey i cant transport this home" but between the drive there, and the parking next to a bunch of mini vans how could you not see the problem you were gonna face?

badopie9er 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:35

I don't understand how someone this retarded could possibly earn $200. I bet it was an imaginary "motorcycle". Who helped you type the FML?

Greg101 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:55

Bullshit, no one is that stupid. This is a fake FML.

ilovekarma 8

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:45

HAHAHA!!! how on earth could you just "stop and buy groceries" and forgot you were riding yout motorcycle? weren't you on it when you decided it?? sorry but YDI!

youswallow 2

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:48

stupid :|

Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:20

it's like when you go to a different room in your house to look for something, but when you get in there you don't even remember what it is you're looking for/need. happens all the time with me, or when i want to say something, and i remember the first letter of the word but can't remember the rest. i'm not stupid, i was in the top 5 of my graduating class of high school