Transportation: Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at...

By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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rachel13_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:07

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

some1outthere 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?

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Geeky_Warrior 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:49

easy solution, hold the wagon and drive off. It may be illegal but desperate times call for desperate measures. Hope you live close!

IamCGS 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:09

I think this is too stupid to be true.

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:22

You're retarded for not realizing as you parked the motorcycle and got off that you were going to have bags. Dumbass

ilovekarma 8

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:38

HAHAHAHA!! how on earth could you just "stop on the grocerie store", weren't you on your motorcylce when you decided this? YDI

hbk2369 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:41

this doesn't belong on this site, unless of course the FML is about how much of a dumbass you are

mysteryman841 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 7:42

why would you even consider stopping at a grocery store on a motorcycle...c'mon

haulkeel 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 8:49

Wow that sucks. If you had gone to whole paycheck you would of been good. That would of only been one bag.

neonoodle 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 9:01

I drive a motorcycle and I have to say this is bs. You never just "forget" you drive a motorcycle. Your whole reality is centered around that fact - especially when you're going grocery shopping.

youaresofucked 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 11:59

Who the **** buys 200 dollars worth of groceries? How fat are you?

no_one_fml 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:21

#93 - thought of the fact they might have a family and several children? And why wouldn't they stop at the grocery store? There are bags you can put on your motorcycle and maybe he carried a backpack, so it's perfectly reasonable they stopped there to pick up a few things, then forgot they were there with a motorcycle and thought "while I'm there I might as well get everything else so I don't have to go again tomorrow". Happens I guess. Our minds slip.