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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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rachel13_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:07

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

some1outthere 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?

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live2ride 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:18

call a cab, quit your bitching. #72 stop sipping that haterade, loser.

PlasticShark 0

Monday 13 April 2009 4:51

omgomgomgomgomgomg FAIL

Abirys 0

Monday 13 April 2009 4:47

hahahah nice

kevinkh13 0

Monday 13 April 2009 9:13

haha dude f my life should put an after math or something like that so we know what happened after

Graham1 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:16

Taxi's FTW!

audiogasmic 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:04

ROFLMAO. ahahahahahahaha. SUPER FAIL. I hope you took a taxi and didn't do something stupid like trying to carry them home on your bike. Once we had a guy come to ChickFilA drive thru on his motorcycle and order a milkshake. It took him about five minutes to get out of the window because he couldn't balance right. Super fail.

N0Luck 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:06

Well I hope it has a big trunk cuz its about to get stuffed ;-)

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:49

You fail. The solution here would have been to take a cab home, and then back to get the bike. Or ask the grocers if you can just leave your stuff somewhere safe while you get the car.

pokurfayce 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:29

LMFAO !

lunchmeat317 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:54

I can relate to this....I also ride a motorcycle (but it's my only transportation). There have been times I've bought a lot of groceries and I've had to really struggle to stuff it into my tank bag and backpack....so I get where you're coming from. It's easy to be absentminded and end up with too many bags - I know all too well how that is, especially since you never know what baggers will do. $200, though, dude....that's a lot of groceries. Are you buying for a family of four?