By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
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kgb121 0

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

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Luckster 0

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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Epiphany1882 0

Funny how absent minded we can be at times >.< lmfao Thats great, I would have loved to been there to see the realization hit you though. lol

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darkjediben 0

OH, hahaha, you're absent minded...If you can't tell whether you are walking or driving without having to consciously think about it, you should probably go kill yourself, because there is no way you can contribute anything meaningful to anything. Ever.

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mattmag 0

#6 same here, even when I'm at work as a security guard and the cops are on my side. I still feel like they're out to get me for something.

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oliviaargh 0

That actually made me laugh for so long! :D HAHA! That's like something I would do. :P Nice work! :)

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Azlin_22 0

BWHAHAHAH!!! I laughed at this so hard i cried.

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AlcSilian 0

Lie lie lie! Don't lie ! Come on ... You expect to believe this? Oh boy... Hope you will get a ticket even if you are walking... A BIG ONE! *EVIL*

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TigressUK 0

Haha, that's got to be the best innocuous FML I've read.

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dragonmystik3030 0

i think the op should have stated.. fml because im retarded op your a good advertisement for condoms

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shiie 0

#11, #43 and #99 answered their own questions. That guy's life certainly is absolutely ****** if he can forget that he's not in a car.

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