Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a... - FML

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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f_ckerdef_ck 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:49

that's not a fml!

kiripsan 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:50

Looks like someone has been speeding too much.

Jbugbaby28 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:50

ummm what?

_FUCKyourLIFE_ 0

Friday 1 May 2009 12:58

#6 I argree. hahah

pencilmustache 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:39

lol

madisson615 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:01

hahahahhahahaa

hotroddy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:56

It's FML's like this that make me wonder why anyone even comes to this site. This is garbage and should never have made it through moderation. I could submit an FML about dropping a coin on my floor and it would get approved. Just sad how lazy you mods have become.

FKO 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:49

k if you're gonna make stuff up, at least make it believable. And funny

EffYoLife 14

Friday 1 May 2009 16:39

were u WWI? Walking while intoxicated? cuz ur dumb

The_Suit_Guy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 16:57

Congrats dude. You just made my top ten list of Dumbest People of all time.

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