Love, Cars, Divorce and Money: Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me... - FML

By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

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By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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By dust - 27/01/2012 06:54 - Japan

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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thawny_fml 21

Friday 20 February 2015 0:09

Just keep pedalling.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 20 February 2015 0:25

At least she didn't leave you only with half; imagine riding a unicycle to work!

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Culito97 10

Friday 20 February 2015 7:11

Atleast you're getting an exercise..

poirot_fml 13

Friday 20 February 2015 7:59

That's why I don't understand the divorce in America!

SydLovesLacey 18

Friday 20 February 2015 8:31

At least you're getting exercise.

ConstantlyAnna 8

Friday 20 February 2015 9:11

Maybe you'll be ****** over hard by your next wife. But for all the right reasons, if you know what I'm sayin'! ;)

shelle112 10

Friday 20 February 2015 9:22

Ouch bro, at least it's not Saturday yet! No snow yet!

danm_1 28

Friday 20 February 2015 15:00

Well at least you don't have to worry about being stuck in traffic, so you've got that going for you which is nice...

why57why 21

Friday 20 February 2015 15:02

At least you have the suit

OhhLookItsLarry 7

Friday 20 February 2015 16:45

Shoulda got a prenup

Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Friday 20 February 2015 16:49

Must be California

ThatAmericanGirl 5

Friday 20 February 2015 18:53

You cheat?

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