By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
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Pleonasm 35

At least she didn't leave you only with half; imagine riding a unicycle to work!

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VoldooPed 20

You're going to love that in the summer!

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EmoKami 21

I wonder why the OP didn't just pack his suit and wear a change of clothes to work, a few creases are better than chain grease and w/e else he gets from the ride...

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wellthenpeople 5

Just ride to work early with your clothes in a bag and change there

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nightwalker707 8

ouch! what a way to start the day.. 50% of marriages fail, 100% of marriages should have a premerrital contingency for when it fails. FYL.

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CheeseTacos 9

I like how the comments are asking if he cheated. Women cheat too. Maybe she wanted to divorce and ruined him because she could!

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udderbutter 15

This is probably none of my business but why did you get divorced

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amandalynn84 14

How long have you been married to her? Over a certain amount of years it does entitle her to something. I'm not saying she's right for doing this to you. I feel bad for you! And things will turn around for you.

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