By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
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Pleonasm 35

At least she didn't leave you only with half; imagine riding a unicycle to work!

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meegal 12

It's so unfair that women usually (not always so calm down) wind up "winning" in divorces. They almost always end up on top when things are said and done.

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FFDP 5

Pre-nup and keeping ur shit separate is the most only way to go....

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laughingtoohard 14

I still don't understand why women get everything in the divorce.

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sodit89 4

Just be glad you got to keep the suit!!

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sugarmonster42 7

It's ok. Almost everyone does it in China and Japan.

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exceswater 8

Shit happens mate. Go on with your life. Good things come to those who work their way up. ;)

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Rizzie0512 18

That is really unfortunate. Did she drive by just to mock you?

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xtexh465 8

It's like the guy from 40 year old virgin

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