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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Arrgh - 27/05/2009 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By ripmylife - 10/10/2016 17:53 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

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By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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that1guy1 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

Like he has never picked his nose before...

Comments

pdHbq 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:41

Sounds like you 'picked' the right time to do that...

FUUUandyourmom 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:32

That's snot even that funny.

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 6 January 2012 0:33

I'm digging it

WeAreAHurricane 14

Friday 6 January 2012 0:41

I feel nosy after reading this comment thread...

Liimitless 6

Friday 6 January 2012 1:36

*sneezes*

2oc 5

Friday 6 January 2012 2:04

This thread is golden!

Liimitless 6

Friday 6 January 2012 2:09

I mine here for gold sometimes..

BlueEyed1019 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:41

I do hate to see people pick their noses tho so I understand why he wouldn't like that!

Doortje 29

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:42

Everyone picks their nose from time to time. Question is, did you eat the boogers?

EllyMo 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:42

If I were him I'd sit and watch till you remember you're on webcam and then see the humiliation on your face. Then hang up. Sadism >:}

eoah 5

Friday 6 January 2012 2:01

Win ^

sud4 1

Friday 6 January 2012 9:09

You clever bastard!

CassidyC8 0

Friday 6 January 2012 13:50

Haha

thenoobftw 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:44

You should had eaten it.

twinkletoes747 16

Friday 6 January 2012 0:10

You should had learned proper English.

asnell98 8

Friday 6 January 2012 0:44

Because eating the booger would have made him not end the call.. Woww

ArielleLeigh 5

Friday 6 January 2012 0:55

Why when she lyks him, the makes no sense

farhil 14

Friday 6 January 2012 20:17

I'm trying to decide what you meant by 'lykes'. Logically, I would assume you meant 'likes', but I want you to have said 'licks'.

CheckMyProfile 17

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:44

seriously.. picking your nose!! haven't you heard about something called a tissue? some people gross me out

Chixken 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:29

What if there's no tissue avalible?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:32

Please, don't be ridiculous. You can't pick out the crusties with a tissue.

kshafer08 7

Friday 6 January 2012 12:53

You act like you have never picked your nose before.....

ICATiger 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:47

Booger blast his ass XD

ArielleLeigh 5

Friday 6 January 2012 0:57

Totally xD

pandapoopDX 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:47

good thing you weren't fapping

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 6 January 2012 0:37

But then maybe he wouldn't of ended the call, and it could of went in a whole different direction...

If_Yes_Ment_No 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:49

Dang girl .. Get some tissue

perdix 29

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:49

That relationship snot gonna happen.

ICATiger 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:55

Stop picking all the good puns.

Amrel 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:00

Yea i think even OP nose its over

flockz 19

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:23

ya i think she made that pretty clear.

zombicidal 11

Friday 6 January 2012 0:10

Haha he used the pun three others used and got thumbed downed And get thumbed up because perdix is that ******* awesome

LoganBurrito 6

Friday 6 January 2012 2:20

I would say that snot funny, only it is.

btstig 11

Friday 6 January 2012 2:44

I noticed that also 75

perdix 29

Friday 6 January 2012 2:48

Wait, 75 and 116, My comment #25 was the first one to make a "snot" pun. Look at the numbers of the puns that are above mine, they have higher numbers. When I read the first 24 comments, I was surprised that a snot comment hadn't already appeared, so I added one. And a pretty good at that, if I do say so myself :)