Love: Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit...

By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

Getting uglier friends would be a good option.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:12

Awww. That really sucks. :( I'm sorry.

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irishdubr 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:50

I agree w #7.

musicloverr 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:43

awww im so sorrry that is so sad. :'(

makjon86 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:49

To be honest, I don't think he's into either of you. Sounds like a joke. Something i'd do. Getting your hopes up and then...BAM!!! they go crashing back down. Funny shit. FYL tho. 28) why would you say that to your crush? Aren't you trying to get him to date you? Seems counter-productive.

strawberryy_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:53

aww.. meanie :(

yaintime21 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:45

Wow, that is so terrible. **** your life. Your just near suicide aren't you?

wbrycem 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:03

I hate the word crush.

HteaXtrainC 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:10

Majour bummer! :/ I feel so bad!

Common_Sense 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:20

Omg... this site is being taken over by preteens. Your life is not ****** in the sightest bit. The boy you like doesn't like you, get over it. You'll have another crush next year. There should be an age limit to post things on this site... How the hell does this crap get through moderation?