Love: Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit...

By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

Getting uglier friends would be a good option.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:12

Awww. That really sucks. :( I'm sorry.

Comments

untoldfame 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:16

so.....is she single?

mjthegreat53 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:37

#28-Lmao but yeah i've seen so many fml's just like this their getting pretty lame.

guitardedman 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:40

I saw the phrase "on the bus" and "my crush" and immediately quit caring.

EffMyLyf 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:11

You should of been like "No, but I can see why you are." Then get up and walk away.

ironmadion55 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:43

hes probably askin you that because his friend might want to go out with her and he's tryin to help him.. sorry though. :(

MajorTom85 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:19

Eh, it's a bummer. But you should let him know you have a crush on him somehow. Him putting his arm around you is a good reason for an assumption, but it doesn't make him a bad person. He was just putting his arm around you to make you his friend or whatever. I don't see anything wrong with the situation. People saying he's a douche or you suck are just misguided and probably really unhappy. The only real piece of advice I can offer is to give your crushes the notion that you like them. That way they have an idea and won't call you over to do stuff like that.

F_Y_Comments 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:21

Your response ought to have been 'yes, but she only likes threesomes' - everyone wins

chea_chea 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:25

I agree with #10, I was just about to say that..either that or "I don't know, but I am" if you have a feeling she is. Whether it goes anywhere or not, atleast you made things more clear for yourself, and make the offending party feel like a douche. You probably don't want to deal with someone like that anyways, unless it's under special circumstances I hate when people go through friends to set people up. Not only is it kinda cowardly but I can say from personal experience IT ALMOST NEVER WORKS OUT.