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By Noname - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my parents and I were looking for something using the TV's search bar. Despite never, ever watching anything resembling porn, one of the default search options was, "Hot female Asian sex videos." Thank God they have an excellent sense of humor, as they laughed their heads off. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:18

just need to type faster. it shouldn't have popped up if you typed the normal speed a human being does. < 30 wpm = fail.

jm88 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:11

Your dad has a pretty good (albeit twisted) sense of humor xD

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ayykylie 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:32

gotta learn how to type a little faster.

bonnieandclyde44 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:51

nice

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:53

y did it take u so lonq 2 qo from a to l that he had enuff time to read

lezzyluver 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 4:52

Lol that's a real dad

secretvampire13 0

Monday 22 November 2010 5:27

soo.... did they? epic fail

breena25 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:34

google thinks it can just take over whenever right ?

lauraburton95 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 7:14

god I hate the google history

andyj1324 4

Monday 11 July 2011 9:48

well then learn to use the "in private" browser if ur gonna b searching up those stuff next time hahaha lol

tapouttimmy 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:53

well did they?

borkchop1992 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 9:20

asian ass **** ftw

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