By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:42 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML
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jackkerouc9 0

I gotta give it to him, that was kind of smoothe but really FYL

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cutiepie87 0

hehe..... Bonnie and Clyde..... anyways, FYL.

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shelboo_fml 0

Gather friends and when Halloween comes around, scare the **** out of him.

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ILoveAsianGirls 0

YDI, guys don't break up with girls for no reason. there is something in this FML that you are leaving out.

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mannix_fml 0

What a horrible break-up line. I'm pretty sure that guy must have felt like an ass once he hung up on her.

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BadOwner 0

Soooo, the op is saying broken-up couples arent scary? where has she been?

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batosai33 0

your boyfriend wouldn't happen to be the FMLer above you would he lol.

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Poison93_fml 0

WTF! bonnie and clyde is NOT halloween! halloween has become so ******* weak! i mean people dresssed as cowboys and fairys C'mon! YDI

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twiggly 0

#28 is right. Halloween is a joke. Mass commercialism ruined another celebratory festival/holiday. Adults should know better. A couple would best be dressed as Frankenstein and his Bride. Or werewolves, or dracula and his concubine. There's no respect for the festival of the dead anymore. Granted, kids should not be scared out of their skin, they should understand halloween with a little thrill and a little education about why halloween came around. I'm all for giving them candy, but they get an extra piece if they know what Halloween was/is really for. (Be ready with 6 questions when groups come to your door lol) I give them handfuls if they play a nice trick (non-vandalism type). Tip: Halloween party invites should now come with a "Theme: Haunted/Spooky" information

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BadOwner 0

#31 dead? i thot hollows were something else...

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Ludaxiv 0

Your boyfriends awesome, you should probably try to get him back

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po_ta_to 0

How is that possibly awesome? I wouldn't get back with a guy who dumps me in such a lame way. :/

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Andrewl_FML 0

You should go as Hitman. And assassinate him.

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